Monotony
Before I start I have to preface that I have a GREAT job. Wonderful. I swear. How many people can say that? I work for a company (no, stalker, I won’t tell you what company) where I used to be an apprentice which consumed my entire life (not kidding – I was working 70+ hours [...]
Hollywood & Parking
Warning for LH: Do NOT read this post, excessive use of the “F” word was used. Rating: R for profanity. One thing about living in Hollywood, especially right next to a few clubs, especially on gay pride weekend, is that when your garage door decides to stop opening in the middle of the night, you’re [...]
Un-Writing the Rule of Perfection: A Meditative Epiphany
This is an exerpt from an essay I wrote on, well, myself I guees… I am a perfectionist. As a perfectionist, when I sat down to write this, my conditioning to be perfect at all things and times tempted me to open with “Webster’s Dictionary defines perfection as…” But I was too tired to look [...]
Los Angeles Tourists:
Stay the hell off the freeways during commuter times! I think that it is great that you are here, really I do. Everyone should see L.A. at some point. Hollywood Boulevard, Sunset Strip, Disneyland…well…that is Anaheim, but oh well. It is all great, I know. And I understand that you want to “get a head [...]
How I DESTROYED My B.F.F.
My B.F.F. was in town for the last week (which was WONDERFUL!). For those of you not in the know B.F.F. means Best F**king Friend…or Best Friend Forever depending on intensity and age. I planned for weeks and weeks for her visit, I was so excited. Then…I realized LA isn’t that cool. Kidding. LA is [...]